POOP TOWN

Official Municipal Website • Dept. of Public Works

⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠

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The official website of the City of Poop Town is currently under construction. Our crews are working around the clock.
The clock is broken.

CONSTRUCTION PROGRESS

4% complete. Finished: this sign. Pending: everything else, permits, funding, public interest.

📋 BULLETINS FROM CITY HALL

📬Complaints Department: All complaints, concerns, and strongly worded letters may be filed directly with the Mayor's Office. The Mayor has been personally appointed to receive all of it.
🚧Road Work: Road work ahead. All roads lead to Poop Town. This was not our choice either.
🏛️City Council: Council meets on the second Tuesday of never. Minutes available upon request. There are no minutes.
💧Water Quality: The annual water quality report is available upon request. Please do not request it.
🗑️Trash Pickup: Thursdays. Recycling is a rumor.
🎉Tourism: The Poop Town Visitors Bureau is closed indefinitely. You are already here. That counts.

VISITOR № 000002The Mayor was visitor № 000001.